Five things I (we) do while driving bike!!
1. I go the extra mile pushing my luck when the green turns yellow
2. Having a four wheeler in front I think, "why this fat a** is blocking my way??". But every time I sight a patrol, cover my face behind the a**
3. Simply run over a bump curse the road, "Why the hell a bump is put in such a free road.. idiots".
4. I can park anyplace anytime just like placing my foot between your legs
5. Every time I cross a gal.. look at the rear mirror so that it feels she is close by (At least i do it all the time:P)
